(if you know the line of the song that comes before that one, and when you read it, in your head, you can picture yourself dancin' like a fool to it, you're ok in my book.)

no seriously, for whatever wacked out reason, deep thoughts with jack handey popped in to my head today. weren't those the good ole snl days? the happy pleasant flower field and self-affirmation new age music playing? and the deep voice saying so seriously...

"We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap?"

and how about

"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."

or

"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients, but we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me."

and let's not forget my brother's favorite one-

"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy, and people will try to catch you, because hey, free dummy."