Q. What do you do when you are transferring your clothes from the washer to the dryer and you look down and there is a moist dead mouse laying on the door of the dryer?
posted by k8 at
9:42 PM
I'm a real live human person...the slightly wacky mom of 6 year old identical twin primate princesses and one 2year old monkeyboy. I'm divorced from a crazy baboon and remarried to a big snuggly gorilla. I thank God daily for my wonderful family and friends, without whom I would go berserk. My chirren are the cutest kids ever born (besides yours) and if you don't believe that you obviously need to see a shrink.
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3 Comments:
eugggggh!
4:26 AM
Wow, thanks K8 (said with a sneer and a bonus eyeroll) I'm really glad you shared my adventures with rodents with the whole world. Since it's so amusing, the next one I find I'll freeze and mail to you priority.
BTW, any animal rights activists out there, the mouse looked very peaceful in death. He probably went fast, sometime in the beginning of the wash cycle. And boy was he a clean little critter. In case you're wondering, yes, I rewashed the whole load even though I really needed a pair of pants in there for work that day. (Would it be bad to admit I almost dried them and wore them anyway?)
And Stephanie, I did scream like a banshee and head for the hills (well, the upstairs of my house)Luckily I didn't drop baby starlet Ava E or shatter her eardrums, though she was rather startled with the commotion. I think she really wanted to pet the nice mousie but, contrary to what my sister might say, I am not that sick.
9:58 PM
Oh yeah that reminds me- once when we were kids I put a dead mouse in a ziploc baggie and froze it, then put it on her pillow so it was laying there when she went to bed. Bwah ha ha !!
10:24 PM
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