What appeared to be a passing virus has established itself nicely now. The mammals have been whining and slinking around the house in a agitating fashion since the last update. They are consuming very little food, just drinking, and wanting to be held 24/7. Fevers, snotty noses, coughs.

In a generous motion of kindness, God made school two hours late today and my mom let me sleep until 9am.

Send reinforcements ASAP.

Over.