What's loud and soft ?
Monday, November 14, 2005

I really shouldn't tell.

No, that would be cruel. It was the world's ugliest toy. A big pink plush radio shaped like a FOOTBALL??!! (Read the last post, kids.)

On a totally unrelated note, I spent all day Sunday in a fog. I could not wake up. It started Sat nite at like 3am when I was in the middle of a super deep REM sleep and I was yanked out of dreamland by Lily yelling "Mommy, I pooped! I pooped Mommy!" It took me forever to wake up out of the dream and make myself get up. While she fell back to sleep during the diaper change, my brain went haywire (shut up) and I was not just tired, but weirdly groggy all day long. What's up wit dat?

Now it's Monday morning at 6am and I'm still suffering.
Aunt Sue got one of those Ronco meat ovens. You know, "Set it........ and forget it!" She made dinner last night. Let me tell ya, that bad boy can rotisserize like nobody's beeswax. I highly recommend it for that special carnivore someone on your Christmas list. Plus it's cool to watch. Do you have any idea what I'm talking about? Come on, it's the world's best info-mercial, dudes.

By the way, Sears Portrait Studio is the Axis of Evil. More on that later.

I'm off to educate your future leaders.


(My comments won't open in some browsers now, so if you click and nothing happens, right click the Talking Bananas link and choose open in new window. Gracias.)


Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home

Lilypie 1st Birthday Ticker
Who's the Monkey Mama?

Location: Planet Twinstar, Monkeyville, United States

I'm a real live human person...the slightly wacky mom of 6 year old identical twin primate princesses and one 2year old monkeyboy. I'm divorced from a crazy baboon and remarried to a big snuggly gorilla. I thank God daily for my wonderful family and friends, without whom I would go berserk. My chirren are the cutest kids ever born (besides yours) and if you don't believe that you obviously need to see a shrink.

How is she feeling?

The Monkey Mama's imood is
My Unkymood Punkymood (Unkymoods)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


Contact me, the monkey mama. two_wild_monkeysatya hoo.com

Blogs I Dig & Other Rad Links:

Why not BLOGROLL ME!??

Why not BLOGROLL ME!??

Hit Counter



fatfighterblogs.com - I fight fat!




+`- fatfighterblogs.com - I fight fat!