if one more person tells me "YOU'RE HUGE!!!" or "You'll never make it to June!" after they ask how far along I am I will go batty and scream "You're right! Oh no -I'm going into labor right now!!" then fall on the floor in a dramatic freakout fit.

ahem.

alright so I really wouldn't do that not bc it's sick and could possible give a senior citizen a heart attack but bc I would never be able to get back up.

i would love to share more but i'm about to pass out from exhaustion.

must. sleep. now.