Hey dudes! I'm in Memphis and they have a free internet station in the hotel lobby but it's like public so I have to be fast. Starbucks- right across the street, pool, check, fitness center, check. Class- ugh ugh ugh. I'll post tonite and my bro's bringing his laptop tomorrow and the room has internet access.

I have not seen Elvis or any or his impersonators though I did use my super monkey powers to find a salon when I got here to get my toes and brows done. I'm a priss like that. Maybe more at lunch today? These people are corpselike it's hard for me to control my primal urges to blurt out something really loud & bizarre just to see what they would do.

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