My mom who is known around here as Mimi, Meem, or Meemers, has a birthday tomorrow and she has demanded in advance that there be no surprises so of course, I must make sure there are as many as possible.

My mom is the best mom ever because:
Obviously her DNA is prime grade.
She keeps my kids and doesn't even take Valium.

She stayed home with us and read to us all the time. I think that's how I got so smart. (shut up.)

Also, she used to do alot of cool things like take us to go pick Queen Anne's Lace and then put food coloring in the water and put peanut butter on pinecones and roll them in birdseed and hang em up in a tree. Oh yeah and every year at Christmas we made sugar cookies and rolled them out and put red and green glitter sprinkles on them and silver balls for the eyes. Those are just three things out of a billion that make her so special and loving.

Happy Birthday Mom! I love you! Can I have a pony?
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