"Look at how cute we are. We are about to shcmear poo on the living room rug and climb up the sofa to jump off the back onto the rolling ottoman and careen wildly across the living room. "

I feel like I am being put through a wringer every second of the day except when I am sleeping. The kids at school are ballistic with the vacation coming. Then after work, as soon as I walk in the door, the babes are screaming, "MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY GET ME MOMMY I WANT YOU MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!!!" Plus like all the holiday stuff is happening, and since everything is going so great I am having a party next Friday the 23rd and sure, you can come.

I need one of those light things people sit under in the wintertime to cure depression and make the happy juices flow. Really, it's not so bad. (Bangs head against wall repeatedly.)

Monday after work I took the girls to the doctor's bc they have had a snotnose off and on since Thanksgiving and it's progressed to a hacking cough as well. I thought it was stuffy nosed turned sinus infection but the diagnosis was allergies and now they're on Zyrtec every night.

Oh yeah I wanted to tell you- it's the time of year for White Trash. (I use that recipe except I use mixed nuts and I add M&Ms.) This is what I've started making every year instead of baking for co workers and stuff. It tastes even better than it sounds and people scarf it down like maniacs. Face it, whether they will admit it or not, everyone loves white trash.

Uh huh.

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