Monday, March 19, 2007

my ob/gyn’s office is not that big, so while you’re waiting you can hear the people who are coming out of the back after their appointment and checking out. keep in mind monkeyville is a rural area so you’re likely to run into people you know everywhere you go. i heard the voice of this chick i know- let’s just say she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer- and she was simultaneously running into someone she knows.

she said ( in a loud high pitched surprised voice)
“Hey girl! What are you doing here?”


um, hello, you’re in a gynecologist’s office.

do you really want to know the answer to that question??? it’s not as if you’re running into someone you know like, at the grocery store, or a social event.

the other person did not answer (or else she secretly whispered it.)

too bad she didn't come up with a witty response like "well i have this red and purple oozing rash... wanna see it?"


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