Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Test Your Sick Toddler Knowledge

It doesn't matter if you're a parent or not...sooner or later in your life, odds are you will have to deal with a sick toddler. Let's see how much you know.

When vomited up 2 hours after being eaten, macaroni and cheese looks like:
a. A pasty white mush
b. Sloshy liquid with many whole noodles still intact
c. A melted creamsicle.

Immediately after vomiting on itself, the sick child will:
a. Want to be hugged tightly
b. Want to brush its teeth and gargle
c. Run and get a rag and mop and clean up every little drop.

A sick child's behavior can be annoyingly whiny even if you love them dearly.
a. False
b. True
c. Just neuter me now.

The best liquid to give the sick child is:
a. Pedialyte
b. Sprite
c. Anything that doesn't have red dye #12 in it

Score: Congratulations! If you made it all the way to the end of this quiz without feeling nauseous or clicking away from this blog in total disgust, you can deal with a sick toddler. Now come to my house and test your real life skills x 2 !

HA! You're lucky I'm not telling you about the diarrhea. AND I have to collect a stool sample. I thought those were only for dogs, but no. I still love 'em though. I can let them barf on me without even flinching.

ps please don't be mad at me if I haven't read your blog the past few days. now you know why. i really do love you and i will be back to catch up soon.


pps i am soooo agitated with this blog. everything is publishing big and in a weird font no matter what I do. can someone tell me what happened to make it start doing this?


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